What People Are Saying About SAWBONES...
"Not familiar with that band."
- Rolling Stone
"That's good, dear."
- Mom
"I'm sorry, I said I wasn't familiar with the band."
- Rolling Stone
"Thank you for your submission, sir. At this time we're not etc., etc."
- Various agencies, festivals, comic cons and children's parties
"Listen, you pesky, little, no-talent hack! Nobody's heard of you... stop bothering me!" - Rolling Stone
"We can pay you in wings."
- Bud's Buzzard Cafe, Spuzzum, BC
"I'd rather not say."
- Marcel Marceau
"Please cease & desist further harassment toward my client or face legal action."
- Attorney representing Rolling Stone
"Melodic surgery with old timey precision".
- American Physicians Supporting the Advocacy of Obsolete Medical Equipment
"You should be in the radio box."
- Mom
"I'm sorry but your request to be featured on the cover of the next edition of GQ has been denied."
- GQ Magazine
"I swear to god if this thing is a success, you will be fleeced within an inch of your life." - Estate of an ex-wife
"See them! Speak To Them! Poke them to see if they're real!"
- paid advertisement
"I'm sorry but your request to be featured on the cover of the next edition of Esquire has been denied."
- Esquire Magazine
"They're the actual reason I decided to cross the road."
- A chicken
"Congratulations! You've been accepted to be featured on the cover of the next edition of Old & Busted Magazine"
- Old & Busted Magazine
